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Children are the Future – Myspace Video

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Yes, you do look like a Slut

In Myspace Ruins Yourlife, I tried giving you the lowdown with text about how people are posting incriminating things about themselves on the internet and throwing abandon to the wind. Sometimes 95 pictures is worth more than 95k words. ALL of these pictures are from PUBLIC profiles on Myspace.com (i.e. they posted these themselves).

Rated NQSFW (not quite suitable for work)!!!!

And yes…you do look like a slut.

See…I told you.

P.S. Whitney…Put down the pipe, put that man down, and please come home.
XOXOXO!
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Anonymous
March 14th, 2006 at 7:13 am
Video: Moms be scared. Video showing what your children are doing on myspace….

Funny but painful video slideshow of kids doing naughty stuff on myspace. The “I believe the children are our future” music is just too funny….
andi
March 16th, 2006 at 5:12 am
emo
XmentalX
March 16th, 2006 at 6:19 am
thank you so much for proving what ive been saying for days now

now if only i knew a way to get my underage sisters off myspace, they will not do it (even with my showing proof (school ids and such)) without parental intervention!
Adam Wolfe
March 16th, 2006 at 7:21 am
This makes me sad.
Not because of the kids in the video, they looked like they were having fun, kissing partying (doing drugs, maybe not so good – but nearly all of them still looked happy) and fooling around.
Whats with the pics of guys kissing guys and girls kissing girls? is it some kind of sick joke to put that in there? To be homofobic is just as bad as being racist.

Anyway, great vid. I guess the music is supposed to be ironic, but i found it to be kindof suiting in a non ironic way too.. =)

ps, if you wanted to make a video about how horrible “kids today” (like this hasn’t been happening forever) you should have made it with pictures of really unhappy and crying teens instead, with the children are the future music.
andi
March 16th, 2006 at 8:12 am
emo
livefire
March 16th, 2006 at 11:59 am
step off your high horse and realize that this stuff has been going on for a long time
myspace or no
publishing pictures like that will only make more kids do crazier stuff
if this video surprizes you and you’re a parent, then you do not know your kids and you should be spending more time with them
Hah
March 16th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
I think everyone’s biggest problem with myspace is that, with photo evidence of these things, parents can’t pretend their kid isn’t doing any of this like they could before.
SilverBladd
March 16th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Ah, the youth of America today. I can’t wait to see what happens in twenty years. Our senate will be emo, and congress will be former frat boys while the cabinet are full of slutty drunk women.

Ah, I love society. ^_^
I'm your real future
March 16th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
thats why i dont have a myspace profile plus all the motherf*er in this slideshow are all crackers the only n*s that i saw was either smoking or holding a gun. my space is crap.
livefire
March 16th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
step off your high horse and realize that this stuff has been going on for a long time
myspace or no
publishing pictures like that will only make more kids do crazier stuff
if this video surprizes you and you’re a parent, then you do not know your kids and you should be spending more time with them
Hah
March 16th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
I think everyone’s biggest problem with myspace is that, with photo evidence of these things, parents can’t pretend their kid isn’t doing any of this like they could before.
nem
March 16th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Best, g*d d*mn, video, ever. I like it ’cause it really shows how extremely stupid some white kids look, teehee. EMOS ARE THE FUTURE!
nem
March 16th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
Best, g*d d*mn, video, ever. I like it ’cause it really shows how extremely stupid some white kids look, teehee. EMOS ARE THE FUTURE!
eleveneleven
March 16th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
“*obviously* it’s myspace creating a sad and disillusioned younger generation. it couldnt have been the f**ked up parenting…blame everything but yourselves!
heee
March 17th, 2006 at 12:51 am
CHILDREN OF MYSPACE, YOU GOT OWNED! LOL.
Cody
March 17th, 2006 at 2:27 am
@Adam Wolfe
You can dislike homosexual people and not be homophobic. I don’t post pictures of my kissing my girlfriend. I still believe that MySpace + homosexual kissing picture = cry for attention. C’mon, it’s MySpace.

Anyway… Has anyone figured out why people under 18 idolize alcohol so much? Case in point, the girl doing the Vanna White move on the Bud Light can. It’s beer, not expensive wine. You better believe I’d show off a $10,000 bottle of wine.
eleveneleven
March 17th, 2006 at 2:37 am
“*obviously* it’s myspace creating a sad and disillusioned younger generation. it couldnt have been the f**ked up parenting…blame everything but yourselves!
Tony
March 17th, 2006 at 9:25 am
I cant help but notice how several of the reply posts go and talk about what they see in these pictures and how that equates to what the future of America will be… COME ON people… Like you didnt drink and do drugs in college? The 60’s, 70’s & 80’s were quite possibly the biggest years in drug use this country has ever seen.

Granted, its one thing to do them and take pictures of them and put them on the web where everyone can see but was that really because you were “smart enough” to know not to do that or because something as open and yet seemingly private as personal myspace pages didnt exist…
Emmanuel A.
March 17th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Adam Wolfe

… sorry i have no desire to see gaybirds kissing, it’s a rather revolting and backward to me
Patty
March 19th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
This is priceless. People have nothing better to do than make a video about the kids from myspace. If you are really that concerned with the “Children of our Future” then spend the time you took making this video with them and show the children attention. Maybe the bitching should stop and parents should actually act like they give a shit about their kids.
I am pretty sure that all of the parents of the “children” on myspace partied as well when they were growing up. Your parents probably gave you shit for the things you were doing but clearly through the generations, things change. I am sure your parents weren’t going to concerts, using drugs, and having promiscuous sex (hence our parents generation).
Times change and people change. Relax and let the “children” enjoy their youth.
P.S. My picture looks great on here! Thanks for choosing me!
J-Rod
March 20th, 2006 at 2:02 am
Ok…First thing, for the racist people leaving comments, if you did not notice there were kids from many races on the video. For the gay and lesbian stuff….Shut up! Let people live their lives. It is 2006. And for the comment of the kids in the video being hurt, you couldn’t be more wrong. If you didn’t notice, almost every person had a smile on their face and was enjoying themselves.
By the way, if you don’t like gay people you ARE homophobic. Homophobic means: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals…..So by saying you can dislike gays, but not be homophobic, you my friend are incorrect. I have a myspace myself, and I post picture of my friends and I having a good time. Just because some poeple like to go out and have a good time rather than sitting at home on the internet making fun of myspace, doesn’t mean there is anything wrong with it. And why would you seriously take the time to search myspace and look for this….It is as simple as “You don’t like it, don’t look.” How is anything on that site effecting you directly?
For the parents, if you have a problem with your kids having a myspace account, it will not do any good. Just because they won’t be posting the pictures on the internet for everyone to see does not mean they won’t still be doing it. It is a very good way to keep in touch with friends that you would not get to otherwise. Thank you. I have said my peace, and now I am going to bed.
P.S.
Doesn’t my girlfriend look amazingly hott in the video?
Ainbama
March 24th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Great video huh. The only thing you did with your little video was give everyone of those teens exactaly what they wanted attention. They have thier crude, outrageous little pics on myspace for a reason to attract attention. Wow, and you helped them accomplish their goal. Your ninety five pic little slide show did just that. As long as they get comments and videos posted, or put together about the things that they are doing they will keep doing it, hell as long as alcohol gets you drunk they will keep doing it. Teenagers are going to do what teenagers do test the boundaries and see how much they can get away with. But people blasting it all over the internet certainly isnt helping teens think its unacceptable or immoral behavior. The truth is the idea of crime and punishment is laughable for these teenagers but look any where else on the web or even on television. What are we trying to teach childern with violence, sex, oh yeah dont forget the occasoinal naked dwarf tossing. That is definately bound to teach them something. But lets not forget its not all their fault now is it, our great president George W. Bush is too busy throwing money to Iraq and Afganistan. Oh yeah and helping rebuild hurricane devistated areas to worry about the countless number of teens getting their hands on alcohol and drugs everysingle day in america. Isnt he suppose to be planning for americas future. Well mabye hes just trying to pasify us all for the moment just screw the next centry, right. But dont get me wrong, i understand perfectly whats going on, how many hits a day does your web site get just from that one video? I would guess a pretty damn good bit. Well it will be okay gotta make a living somehow huh. Why not do it how so many people in america do with our morbid facinations, sell other peoples stupidity. I just think that it is sad that a person you would never lay eyes on makes it on the web because they got plastered by a bus on their way to work and who sees it first, teenagers on these sick little websites.
John
April 1st, 2006 at 6:42 pm
could you be a bit more homophobic?
talfordcda
April 11th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
WOW! Funny video.

All I want to know is, what’s the web address of the girl who’s standing in front of the open fridge.

Gob Bless America
smokey
April 13th, 2006 at 9:31 am
it was awsome for me after my girlfriends saw it
qwan blue
April 15th, 2006 at 2:26 am
This in response to tony, I did drugs when i was in college too i did only for six months. But i never went around kissing two three girls at the same time even though my greatest shag is threesome involving two girls. I was always searching for love still. The chicks during my college used to smoke to they tried it. And it was me(and many guys like me) who made them stop convinceing them that girls be scared of breast cancer man. That was the time when smoking was becoming cool. But it was still the bad guys and the sluts who smoked. We only tried for the heck of it and believe me it was out there and pretty less awareness.
Now there is more awareness, we have seen people die of smoking and these kids have more access. There is not point is stopping myspace.com. We have to stop mtv and other related media all the cosmetic/clothings/lingerie/fast food and alcholot cigarette companies from making this.
We have to stop this porn industry, i shag of to porn i used to when i was a kid but i still remember the plots then there were none. We like watching erotica and then there was these new breed of movies that were about love and showed real good body language and great sex moves.
Now they are paying amature pornstars to behave like a teenager of the street who is just ready to blow anybody. They call all the amature porn stars throw a party and also make it a pre cursor to the final selection and you will see them go wild on guys/male strippers. This is all shown that it really happens. When both girl/guys see it they get affected they think man this is what is happening “in high profile parites” They stage the parties so well and make it look real. i could go on and on but that is the real problem here.
I never behaved that way never ever when i was a kid i would get high and jump of a 30 foot bridge and if there was the internet i would have definetly put those pictures up.
Girls to be cool or accepted as cool had to be different even then and they would be smart listen to great music and be strong i know we could just dig chicks who could do pushups and who were in martial arts and we even respected them.
Nowadays there is no intangible talent the media and the mtv(britney spears and etc.) have convince todays female generations that your greatest asset is your sexuality and you have to flaunt it. Beyond that you have nuting. The media supports that becuase only if you are superficial then you sucked into this materialistic world and have materilistice desires to enhance beauty you will have to depend on cosmetics make up wonder bras ass pad and implants.. Sometimes i feel the corporates in their individuals campains are giving a friendly push to other corporate sectors too. or maybe they are in this together because the marketing agencies are the same so they see that promoting certains “cool” things will make it easier to promote a variety of products among these teenagers.
I never see this kids becoming mothers and fathers never especially mothers.
Steve
April 26th, 2006 at 11:23 am
The choice to mix 2 kinds of images in this video is a little disturbing. First there are images of obviously antisocial behaviors – underage drinking, people throwing up, people with guns, naked (or near naked) pics on a public website – things that almost everyone can agree are not the best. Second, there are images of gay and lesbian youth just kissing or standing together – and what could possibly be wrong with that?
Itown Mama
April 28th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
1st of all…that was some really Bad music…had to mute to watch the entire video. Most young people have experiences like this…what, you didn’t? Digital cameras & MySpace or other profile websites (Xanga, Friendster, etc…) they can share these “rites of passage” in a public forum. They are our rites of passage, you know. Americans have only been Americans for a very short while (compared to other world populations) and those people who founded this country were Puritanical white conservatives who supressed, punished and hid this sort of behavior among their youths. Every generation has taken back some of their right to self expression & right to be the individuals they are. Why should we be so secretive about A majority of these kids look like young adults to me.
stick
April 28th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Watched the video. A few words come to mind. duh, yeah and…, i should be surprised, shocked? “Kids” have been doing this kind of stuff since there have been kids and the only difference I see is the certain “substances” being used which can kill you along with stds which can also kill you. But before there was penicillin stds could kill you also. Lots of famous and not so famous people died from syphliss and other diseases before there were cures. Not that I’m not concerned and would certainly impress upon anyone at any age to use protection but my point is that while I’d say it’s more riskier out there today and yes, kids are less responsible, this form of behavior is far from new. Each generation seems to shock the previous and that’s b/c certain behavior today is percieved to be ok, why, b/c parents and society in general does not use the means at thier disposal to get the message out there regarding what is right and that one needs to take responsiblility for ones behaviour and actions. And while it’s definite the media and big business needs to take more responsibility, it always comes down to personal choice, something which we all have, some people are just more responsible and sensible then others. Sometimes you CAN’T go home again.
The Law Enforcer
May 3rd, 2006 at 12:34 pm
some of the worst displays of homo affection i have ever seen…..its ok to do it, but like many others said it is merely a despirate cry out for attention. People should stop worring about what other people do and think, and keep to themsleves
Caroline
May 7th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Everyone should stop bitching.
It’s reality.
There’s pictures.
Cry about it.
Kids smoke & drink & make out & have sex no matter what.
Now it’s shown.
Now it’s out in the open.
Whatever.
Jacob
May 8th, 2006 at 8:07 am
Good video. It’s nice to know that my kids won’t act like this when they come of age.
Unlike most idiot parents, I actually spend time with my kids and make their lives a priority. I take the time to relate to them. If they get out of line, I spank their asses. I teach them. I don’t overshelter them. The parents are to blame for this. Another thing, I am not homophobic and I am glad that we live in a country that allows personal freedom. You can be gay if you want to and I will accept you. But, don’t get it twisted, gay people are raised broken. That’s my oppinion. Sorry.
me
May 10th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Good idea on the vid but… how can you be “politically incorrect” but box out the nudity? Cmon guys… you can be ballsier than that.
Twentyfourouncer
May 10th, 2006 at 8:00 pm
I’m with Talfordcda, what is the girl in front of the fridge’s myspace address? FANTASTIC!
Strato
May 12th, 2006 at 3:56 am
Leave MySpace alone…who are you to talk $h!t about those pictures…i bet you have some pictures like that too..you ppl disgust me.. and for who are saying wait to see what happens in 20 years and whatever… SHUT THE F* UP.. YOU PEOPLE STILL VOTE FOR IDIOTS… Like Bush and Arnold Schawanegger ( however you spell his name ) It woulnt make a difference.. The world will still be running with idiots… nobody will make a difference… Life was made to have fun… so just enjoy life and stop talking $h!t you haters.
J La V
May 12th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Yo, thats the $h!t im talkin bout right there!! F* tha world, its gonna crash one day anyway. Why not smoke, drink and F* as much as possible until we die???!! Who do you think taught us this huh?? America, tha country we love so much!!! Smoke weed 420 party people!! Holla at cha boy, Jordan V.
Brittany
May 15th, 2006 at 1:37 am
I thought this was hilarious. Besides the fact that there are pictures of people of the same sex kissing. Some of them looked like they were actually dating each other and were happy. The other ones with have naked girls and lots of tounge are just fine being on here. Kids are ridiculous nowadays. I don’t think it’s because of emo. That’s stupid. Emo music is not bad for you. It’s slow and it’s pretty, it doesn’t make you want to drink and do drugs. Most emo bands are straight edge. I think kids need to stop wasting so much money on beer and drugs and invest in who they are and what they want in life + have their fun too.

Maybe people would give a $h!t about their country if it wasn’t run by a f*ing POS that all the dumb redneck adults voted for. F* it.
kkkkoaaa
May 25th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Keep a good job up!
Sparkrates
May 27th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
What I want to know is where were all these girls when I was in high school?
mlg
July 9th, 2006 at 9:37 am
Let the kids be kids!! let them enjoy their youth! let them play with a shotgun! let them drink away, I’m sure you did that before!! let them use drugs, it’s just a party! bah! nothing bad will come out of this! its just kids having fun! no rapists ever check myspace and/are aroused by naked pictures of underages kids in websites full of information! its all good and fun!

Then someone gets shot, raped, killed in a car crash and then we all feel guitly.
Jennifer
July 25th, 2006 at 11:35 pm
I think the idea of the video might be that kids are basically showing off their sex, drugs and rock n roll (and guns…?) lifestyle through Myspace. Sex isn’t just heterosexual. I don’t think that this video is homophobic- I think it is showing that all kids have sex, not just the girls in their underwear. Besides, I would worry more about the amount of blatently underage kids drinking and smoking pot than I would be a couple of guys making out. But you know, whatever.
Xoh
August 8th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
I understand posting pictures of people who are smoking or drinking or doing things that are inappropriate, but honestly, why did you post the gay and lesbian couples? Like others have said, that’s extremely homophobic, and it’s not right. Also, there were some kids who were just standing in front of the mirror taking pictures of themselves with clothes on and they weren’t doing anything wrong. The fact that you consider their “look” or whatever bad for the future upsets me, because they aren’t doing anything wrong. Oh, and why did you put the people with the aluminum foil on their teeth up there? So what? They were having fun and it wasn’t doing any harm. I enjoyed the video, but some of the pictures aggravated me.
Etymology
October 4th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
It’s too bad that there are so many “wrong” definitions of homophobia out there. Even Merriam-Webster has given in to “the times”.
The correct and actual definition of Homophobia is this:
Homo – meaning same
Phobia – meaning fear
Fear of the same. In the sexual connotation it would be “The fear of members of your gender who are sexually attracted to your gender.”

Please stop trying to use a word in the wrong context.

BTW, Homosexuality is a sin. If you’re living a life of sin, you’re going to Hell. “Tolerance” toward sin is a bad idea too. Salvation though Jesus Christ is the only way out.
Sorry to bring the sermon, but it’s true.
max
December 12th, 2006 at 12:07 am
oh my god that girl in front of the fridge no jks those guys talfordcda and Twentyfourouncer like seriously they understated their opinion im kinda late on that 1 but damn i couldnt find the b**** at the site… seriously i want her address
or name at my space i mean i got a damn account just for her

and by the way stop posting gay comments we all know its jus 4 the p* lol no seriously dont b mad cuz homoes exist aswell as homophobics

i jus want that girl on my lap
this is horrible
December 26th, 2006 at 5:52 pm
I know maybe you have heard this many times, but to those who fear homosexuals or believe it is a sin, get real, step back and look at yourself. They are two people who love eachother. How is this wrong? I’m not gay or lesbian, but this is in no way wrong. I cannot believe adults are so immature to discriminate people who are just different from them! Can’t you see that it is becoming segregation, just like blacks and whites were segregated? I am not an adult and I find it absurd that others older than me cannot open their eyes.
Reality
January 31st, 2007 at 10:18 am
My opinion of this? I am a mom..and I have a myspace..to keep an eye of what my kid is doing. If more parents took the time to control the things they put in there and say….it wouldn’t be such a big problem.

There is always going to be MYSPACE. It’s a growing thing and it is not going away anytime soon. So you take away the kid’s computer…they go to their friends or the libary to log in. How can you control that? The answer: Play the game.

These kids do these things anyway without myspace..It is just thery’re way of showing their friends how cool..tough..scary..stupid they are. It’s a sort of acceptance for them.
So without myspace, some kids would never be able to express themselves.

Bottom line is ..that if you can’t fight it…which you can’t…then join it..and play the game. At least you’ll have a little bit more control over your kid. In my case ….I do..and communication is the key here.
jamis
February 19th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
in regard to Etymology and what he said (i have quoted below):

“BTW, Homosexuality is a sin. If you’re living a life of sin, you’re going to Hell. “Tolerance” toward sin is a bad idea too. Salvation though Jesus Christ is the only way out.
Sorry to bring the sermon, but it’s true.”

who are you to say whats true and whats not, whats right and whats wrong.. do you even know god is real, no, you dont. and there is no way to prove god is real.