The Rules (for girls & some guys)
Rule #1 – Boys are trouble. (see fig. 1A) Rule #2 – Boys just want to get in your pants. Rule #3 – No matter how sweet, smart, thoughtful, funny, cute, rich, or nice he is; see Rule #1 and especially Rule #2. FIG 1A. (different sizes/intentions, same trouble-o-metry) now you know, fff
New Lamborghini Murciélago LP640
Dear Santa, Oh yeah, it’s March. Sigh. But if I sold the house and some blood and robbed a bank and… The guys at TopGear have the latest info on this bad boy. One day grasshopper, one day. fff
60inch Subwoofer – Stuff that in your Civic!!!
Those crazy guys at Autosound 2000 Ranch have one hell of an inferiority complex (and potentially the biggest subwoofer ever built). A couple of facts about it…from Clark – Navone with 60 Inch Woofer The cone moves 6 inches peak to peak under full-tilt output. The actual cone diameter is 54 inches, with the 3 [...]
I Can Drive 55 & I Will…DagNabIt
One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey! Well, there’s too much traffic, I can’t pass, no! – S. Hagar These guys create a rolling roadblock on an Atlanta Freeway by obeying the speed limit. People start losing their cool mighty quickly & they’ve got the video to prove it. WORK WARNING [...]
Ferrari Opens North American Driving School
Canadians get all of the fun & none of the Islamic backlash… Ferrari has announced that they will open a North American driving school in Mont Tremblant, Quebec. The Ferrari North American Driving School will teach drivers how to control and enjoy their cars. The program includes transportation to & from the airport, a welcome [...]
The New Porsche 911 Turbo
Officially the Type 997, the 911 Turbo now puts out 480 hp @ 6000 rpm, a 60 hp improvement on the last version. Torque goes up, too, to a pavement-peeling 457 foot-pounds. With the six-speed manual transmission, the 911 Turbo rockets to 62 mph in just over 3.9 seconds. The 911 Turbo with the optionally [...]
The Definitive Myspace Whore Collective: Friendwhores, Scenewhores, Attentionwhores, Camwhores, and regular Whores.
In the article Myspace Ruins Yourlife, I briefly alluded to people using the mass “exposure” side of Myspace to divulge their assets to the world. This is the latest round-up of the various and sundry Myspace whoring on the net. Definition. Just to make sure that we’re all on the same page, here are some [...]
Record labels continue to sucker punch music consumers. Newest copy protected CDs: no MP3s, no Macs, some PCs, some CD/DVD players, some car stereos
I am a consumer of music. Always have been. But record labels don’t want my money anymore. I bought music with the first greenbacks that ever touched my little blue velcro wallet. My first album…Quiet Riot – Metal Health (hell yeah). My second…Cyndi Lauper – She’s So Unusual (cause girls just wanna have fun & [...]
Top 5 reasons God, Allah, Jehovah, Elohim, Yahwe is hipper than you think
5.Coffee: If you’ve ever tasted some high quality bean, then you know what I’m talking about. Checkout “Coffee has a long history in Christianity, and has become an indispensable drink in churches across America” and from History of Coffee: Coffee was first discovered in Eastern Africa in an area we know today as Ethiopia. A [...]
Auto Makers Going Gay
In Hey America !!! Gay, Hispanic, Catholic, Straight, Christian, Lesbian, Black, Homophobe, Pagan, Caucasian, Bisexual, Agnostic, Transgender, Asian, Heterosexual, Jew : We all like expensive, reliable cars. Who knew?, I wanted to hip you guys to poorly executed, specifically-targeted, “viral”, marketing schemes that exploit the latest social hot buttons. It’s been happening for years, but [...]
