Seatbelt Innovation for “REAL” Women – Ouch!

Posted by: fff In: Auto| Culture

Sheila’s Wheels, a female-only U.K. auto insurer, recently announced the launch of the “world’s first female-friendly seatbelt.” Unfortunately, in their February 2 – PRNewswire press release, they went so far as to say a “seatbelt innovation for REAL WOMEN“. And fat guys too, I guess…but we thumb our noses to you small breasted girls out there. Pretty bold, I’d say (or purposely controversial). Another nail in the self-esteem coffin (from other women, no less). S.W. teamed up with MIRA to design a simple S-Clip device that relocates the seatbelt to the middle of the chest, “directly between the cleavage…minimizes flattening…Top engineers have designed a new device that prevents the belt strap causing discomfort across the chest and aims to get more female drivers buckling up. One in five women complained of discomfort across the chest when they were buckled-up – especially those with larger breasts. Alarmingly, this ‘discomfort’ is potentially endangering the lives of female motorists:Almost a quarter (23%) reduce the effectiveness of their seatbelt by slipping it under their arm whilst driving; More than one in eight (14%) have failed to buckle-up at all; Over half (55%) have adjusted their belts to make them more comfortable.”

from the Miscellaneous Breast Augmentation FAQ

5. Does wearing a seatbelt increase my chances of rupture or trauma-induced Capsular Contracture (CC) if I have an accident? Although this is true it is also a fact that NOT wearing your seatbelt increases your chances of auto-wreck related death, so be smart and wear your seatbelt. You have a warranty on your implants, but not your life.

Spokeswoman Jacky Brown did go on to say, “we urge female motorists to make sure they always wear their seatbelt, and wear it properly – no matter how much it digs into their neck or chest.” So, at least they don’t want you to die (or irritate your $8k “enhancement”). No word on a price yet. OK ladies, and all you guys who love small breasted women…time for a REVOLT!!!!

secretly & ashamedly in “like” with K.Clarkson, fff