The Rules (for girls & some guys)

Mikey,

You'd cut my penis off because you don't have one. Oh sorry, it's someone elses and it's in your mouth.

Be a dike, then. Women are sluts-join the club. Don't be left out.

this really stinks, why does everybody allways think that man are out for sex, i\'m a man, and i say this is the biggest load of crap i\'ve seen since discrimations began, although this discrimination, but still,m it\'s bullsjit, i have a girlfriend, and we do have sex, that does\'nt mean i\'m allways the one that\'s the whole process... i think boys and girls are equaly horny. so stop this f*ing crap... there are more f*ing whores by the way that make there money with sex and f*ing like it aswell..

FFF - Big props to you just for getting all of these guys/girls to twist themselves into knots.

I am a guy and this is totally true

errr...........DONT LET ONE BAD APPLE SPOIL THE REST

I dont think those rules apply to anyone with a brain.

I found it very funny, actually. It definitely made up my day. Great work! ;o)

If women dind't want to be laid they wouldn't wear revealing/provokative clothing. They like to look pretty for the men and likewise, and unless all men 'RAPE' then women have an equal 'want' for sex. There needs to be just as many women as guys for either to have sex! DUH! Outright discrimination is what I say.

girls enjoy it anyway

There's only one rule for dating my daughter:

If she sees your penis, I'll cut it off.

This is f*ng bull$h!t.

Alright, how about the guys that haven\'t EVER had a girlfriend. How about the guys that have never held hands with a girl, much less kissed a girl other than his mom or sister? How about that f*ing hopeless romantic that\'s been too afraid to go after a girl unless he\'s 100% sure that the girl is going after him.

Yeah, I\'m that f*ing loser, but atleast I realize that this is all sexist American stereotype bullshit. I\'m going on 17 and would f*ing die to have a girl even hint to wanting me. Any father that tries to pretend that I would have mischievious plans with his daughter would probably end up with my shoe up his @$$ or a gun at his face.

Oh yeah, who wants my myspace? Haha.

This is uncool and unfair to some guys, I do admit the majority of them are perverts BUT it dosen't mean all guys are.

Um...i think the second groups of guys really have no interest in women....given that they're nestling their marble bags betwixt the buttocks of the guy in front of them.

More then likly, all of the poeple who posted negative comments are the kind of guys that these rules apply to. Some people are just pissed off all of the time and I can't stand it when they voice that on a comment section

well women only want to get into your pants -- for your wallet.

if it wasn't for sex i'd never bother talking to women! and if it weren't for our sex drives there'd be no humanity. which means no fashion! oh my god!

girls are really horny too, its not allways our fault

"ntstlkr" agree's with "ntstlkr's" comment? Sounds like tripe to me. He's pretending to be two different people in an attempt to justify that load of bull he shat out earlier. I've had enough of these archaic 'rules.'

Stop generalizing people. Stop assuming that every man is like you. You were all about sex when you were young? You just wanted to get into a womans pants? Big deal. Not every guy is about that, I'm sure. We all want sex, no doubt. That doesnt mean that all human beings are brainless abusive skanks.
You know, we women aren't innocent little creatures with terribly fragile hearts, either. Some of us are, some of us aren't, and some of us are sluts who use and abuse men for sex, money, you name it. Just because the media passes off the guy as the bad guy and the woman as the innocent little princess, doesn't mean that it's true. Chances are your sons and daughters will just take after you, so you better be careful. They might just end up as self righteous and judgemental as you are.

I agree with ntstlkr's comment. Yes, I may only be 16, but I like his 10 rules. Some may be over doing it a bit but most of them are fair and I know I'll be doing the same with my daughter.

I Think its funny... its a joke... something to laugh at then move on.

Of course this is true. The 'trouble' rule goes for chicks too, but hell yes #2 and #3 are true. If you say its not when compared to yourself, then ur biology is F-ed. Its called nature, son.

True, very true, but then, it's our biological job, and most of us don't think of it that way. Sometimes we are interested in the girl herself(to the best of our knowledge :))

That's the worst thing I've ever seen, if it was supposed to be funny, you failed miserably.

What a pointless article, with even more pointless pictures to accompany.

Seriously, whoever wrote this, you need some lessons in how to be funny.

Honestly what kind of shit is this, there ARE nice guys in the world, some like the cock you know :)

Boy, your one angry dad.
did some guy bone your daughter last night?

Soooooooo true

Bullsh*t!

the rules are so true

YOU FOOL!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!?
All males reading this, Plan Pu-Tang is go.
Repeat, Plan Pu-Tang is go!

True.

That was weak... it wasn't even funny.

Someone got dumped today :( sorry....